joincidence-with-a-c:

whyd you only reblog me when youre high

(via cashcutie)

gallifrey-feels:

that one kink that no one can ever know about ever

(via sniffing)

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(via cumfort)

condorn:

catswithbenefits:

what did the rope say to the other rope?

image

(via chipotlazy)

tittyminaj:

Lana Dell Support

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

ashketchurn:

i put the sad in quesadilla

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

(via cumfort)

taggedrne:

when ur mom forgets she gave u money already and gives u more

image

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

batfricans:

is there anything worse than hearing your own recorded voice i think no

(via sniffing)