bandsareprettyrad:

I wasn’t lying

bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

(via emmamaeve22)

“MACBETH: do you think I would make a good king
LADY MACBETH skateboards across the hall
LADY MACBETH: king of jerking off maybe”

flirtytwink:

*Choo choos away from your bullshit*

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

theimmortalironfists:

look i don’t wanna be famous for the fame i want to be famous so i can meet other famous people

(via chinacathouse)

myfirstpubichair:

pyro83:

Why is it when I see a white girl with a tattoo on her thigh i think sexy? But a Latina I think ghettos as fuck?

because youre racist

(via chinacathouse)

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

(via aubreygram)

plystation:

Your Fave Is Problematic: Kirby

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(via cluod)

grumpysalmon:

miley cyrus’ fans have started calling her “the tongue queen” on twitter and every time i see those words i imagine a huge powerful lizard overlord

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

tatehorror:

tatehorror:

Today my dad texted my mum (they have been divorced for 12 years) completely out of nowhere and said “hello miss cranky pants”

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

tastefullyoffensive:

[amazingsuperpowers]